THE JOYS OF PLANNING CLASSIC WEDDING CARS

19 July 2022

When I bought my 1960 Wolseley 6/99 last year, one of my reasons was a possible wedding transport for my stepdaughters. Now, it appears that I have three ceremonies to look forward to in the next two years, and so I have been marshalling my arguments. They are -

  • There is more than enough room on the back seat for the bride and stepfather of the bride or three bridesmaids.
  • Likewise, the headroom is such that the chauffeur or chauffeuse (probably one of my Wolseley enthusiast friends) can wear a peaked cap while at the wheel.
  • The guests will be able to exit the Wolseley with grace and elegance.
  • The loud hailer on the roof will be helpful for issuing messages and warnings to any tardy family member.
  • A black 6/99 looks far more dignified than any American stretched limousine.
  • We will save a considerable amount of money. This is not just because I am especially frugal (although I am) but also because the prices of hiring a large saloon of similar vintage for the morning appear to be astronomical.
  • There will be no worries about the wedding car not turning up on time or becoming lost (the latter did happen at another stepdaughter’s wedding in 2020).
  • Once at the venue, we can use the bell to herald our arrival along the hotel’s driveway.
  • The Wolseley will add distinction to any registry office or country house.
  • It will look splendid in the photographs.

However, some stepdaughters are not impressed with these ten logical points. Here are some of their responses:

  • “It will break down”. How dare they! Besides, that is what the starting handle is for.
  • “The wedding photos are about the guests, not the car”. I suppose so, although I, for one, would be more than happy with a framed picture of a 6/99 mounted over the fireplace.
  • “No, and you are not booking the music for the reception either”. Such ingratitude. A ride in a Wolseley and a skiffle band in the evening – who could possibly ask for more?
  • “It is a car from one of those old black & white films you keep watching” – and?
  • “You will disappear after the photographs, hide in the Wolseley, and read books”. That is an utterly unfounded accusation – I would quite openly sit in the Wolseley and read some Simon Brett Charles Paris

I’ll keep you posted as to whether I manage to change their minds…